Random Pokemon Journey Meme

You started your Pokémon journey:
1) At age 10.
2) At age 15.
3) After finishing high school.
4) After finishing college.
5) As far back as you can remember; You grew up in the wilds with Pokémon.
6) No idea; You suffered an accident that erased your previous memory.

Yeah, not even sure where I came from. I hope no one is missing me too much.

The weather was:
1) Sunny.
2) Sunny with some clouds.
3) Cloudy.
4) Rainy.
5) Snowy.
6) A natural disaster.

That's pretty much all I DO remember of my journey's beginning.

You started your journey because:
1) You want to be the very best.
2) You want to catch ‘em all.
3) You want to be a master coordinator.
4) You want to meet many people.
5) You want to discover new Pokémon.
6) You want to explore lost places.

At least, that's what the journal I found in my backpack implies my reason was. Now I don't even know WHAT I want.

Your starter Pokémon is:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)


Shiny Furret named Ratko. She's awesome. She likes to ride curled up around my neck.

In the beginning, your starter:
1) Was practically your twin.
2) Became your friend immediately.
3) Liked you.
4) Was wary of you.
5) Disliked you greatly.
6) Tried to kill you.

Well, since she chose me instead of the other way around, I imagine that's true.

The first great obstacle of your journey was:
1) A rival battle.
2) A treacherous route.
3) A wild Pokémon attack.
4) A Pokémon gym.
5) A battle with a criminal team member.
6) A sapling.

Well, since waking up anyway, this may as well be my first obstacle. A rather nasty forest, full of thorns and sudden drops. Not big drops, but ones that send you sprawling.

At this obstacle, the two of you:
1) Triumphed with little resistance.
2) Achieved victory, though it was tough.
3) Won, but just barely.
4) Tied with the opposition.
5) Lost, though you put up a good fight.
6) Failed miserably.

That forest tried to make a fool out of us, but in the end I figured it out, even helping some wild Pokemon there. Which led me to...

The second Pokémon you caught is:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)

the Xerneas named Tamazi. More like Tamazi decided to follow me around, but works with me. They appreciated my efforts to work with the forest, rather than destroy it in my frustration and must have found me intriguing. So they started following me to see what might happen.

Your starter and second Pokémon:
1) Love each other dearly.
2) Are good friends.
3) Get along well enough.
4) Don’t seem to like each other.
5) Ignore each other.
6) Are constantly at each other’s throats.

Tamazi doesn't really care one way or another about Ratko. And Ratko steadfastly ignores Tamazi, though she curls up tighter around my neck when Tamazi draws near. I think she's a little intimidated by the impressive fairy type.

When the sun begins to set, you:
1) Set up camp immediately.
2) Make a fire. You need nothing else.
3) Watch the sunset.
4) Keep walking. A lack of sun makes no difference to you.
5) Break into a run, hoping to find shelter before nightfall.
6) Pick up camp. You only travel at night.

We break out of the forest just as night is arriving. I consider moving on, but the view is just fantastic. So we pause to take in the day turning to dusk.

You pass through civilization:
1) Often enough to keep your electronics charged.
2) At least once a week.
3) If it happens to be on your way.
4) Occasionally, but only for supplies.
5) Rarely, and only on the outskirts.
6) Never.
Tamazi doesn't really like cities. They make them uncomfortable. So when I do go into town for supplies, they wait well back for me to return.

Your third Pokémon is:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)

Um, so Legendaries seem to like me. This is Thorstein, the Ho-oh. Thorstein and Tamazi seemed to have a little squabble when Thorstein showed up to follow me, but they've...worked it out? Hopefully? They're ignoring each other, so it's good they're not firing off blasts of energy to establish dominance.

The three Pokémon on your team:
1) Work together flawlessly.
2) Cooperate well, but could use some work.
3) Have moments of synergy, though not often.
4) Try their best, yet are on completely different beats.
5) Constantly work against each other.
6) Blame you for their horrible collaboration.

Yeah...we're kind of a weird group. When things happen they fight together, but they prefer their space.

When the going gets tough:
1) Your team pulls through every time.
2) Your starter carries the weight.
3) You come up with a brilliant solution.
4) You win by hax.
5) You win by dumb luck.
6) You get going the opposite direction.

Not that with two Legendaries hanging around we couldn't handle most trouble, but it's usually the follow up with press and police that we're trying to avoid, since, you know, Legendaries.

Two evolutions have occurred by this point:
1) Starter and 2 evolve.
2) 2 and 3 evolve.
3) 3 and starter evolve.
4) Starter evolves twice
5) 2 evolves twice.
6) 3 evolves twice.

Everyone is either fully evolved or doesn’t evolve at all.

Over time, you find you work best with and mostly train:
1) Grass, Bug, and Poison types.
2) Water, Ice, and Flying types.
3) Fire, Electric, and Fighting types.
4) Ground, Rock, and Steel types.
5) Dark, Ghost, and Psychic types.
6) Normal, Dragon, and Fairy types.

  Thorstein let me ride them ONCE, and it was amazing. It'll never happen again, but I've gained a new respect for the typing and what battle must be like for them. As for the other two, they just kind of speak to me.

Your fourth Pokémon (type #1) is:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)

Shiny Empoleon named Cadeyrn.

Your fifth Pokémon (type #2) is:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)


Shiny Beartic called Mordikai

Your sixth Pokémon (type #3) is:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)


A Skiploom named Siothrún. Hmmmmmmm

You are offered a trade, and it’s up to you to take it or leave it:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)


Ecrin the Butterfree is traded for Siothrún. Sorry, but Butterfree are awesome!

Another evolution occurs:
1) Starter evolves.
2) 2 evolves.
3) 3 evolves.
4) 4 evolves.
5) 5 evolves.
6) 6 evolves.

Everyone is still at their highest evolution.

Your team:
1) Is your family.
2) Gets jealous whenever you interact with other trainers.
3) Would protect you from anything.
4) Is loyal to you, but mostly aloof.
5) At least tolerates each of their differences by this point.
6) Is a pretty much a big, chaotic mess.

Surprisingly, everyone has become real warm to each other and to me. At night we all sit around a campfire and relax and look at stars. I may not remember my original home, but this...this is will more than suffice.

You travel mostly by:
1) Well-worn footpath.
2) Overgrown trail.
3) Water.
4) Air.
5) Cave.
6) Wilderness.

  We don't exactly go looking for the easiest paths. There's always adventure to be had in the wild areas of the world.

Another evolution occurs:
1) Starter evolves.
2) 2 evolves.
3) 3 evolves.
4) 4 evolves.
5) 5 evolves.
6) 6 evolves.

Did you know that Xerneas shed their horns? I didn't. They don't do them all at once, but one will break off and regrow larger and then another one. In the course of two weeks their horns fall and new, larger ones replace them. Very strange to witness.

Your journey takes you:
1) Not far from home.
2) Across the region.
3) To another region.
4) Across many regions.
5) Around the world.
6) To places unknown.

Yeah, this got us into trouble more often than not. For example,

The strongest Pokémon you faced in battle on your journey was:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)

We stumbled into another dimension thanks to some mischievous Lampents. Inside, using the dimension to augment his powers was this jerk, who promptly tried to eat us.

Not cool. So began a rather grueling battle, in which the Dusknoir had most of the advantages. It could summon minions and become any size it chose. It was, not a great time. And it ended poorly.

Another evolution occurs:
1) Starter evolves.
2) 2 evolves.
3) 3 evolves.
4) 4 evolves.
5) 5 evolves.
6) 6 evolves.

Thorstein was forced to burn through a great amount of its energy to fight off the Dusknoir, shining brilliantly in the gloomy dimension, though not before a devastating loss.

The event with the greatest impact on you was:
1) Becoming a Pokémon Champion.
2) The grand evolution of a team member in a dire moment.
3) Finding a hidden landmark of great beauty.
4) Encountering a legendary Pokémon.
5) Having an out-of-body experience in a haunted building.
6) Discovering you’re a child of Mew.

  We were led there by Tamazi and Thorstein and that is where we lay her to rest. A fitting place for such a beautiful soul.

The hardest trial you ever faced was:
1) Fighting your rival to become Champion.
2) Realizing just how much you have to walk and still sticking out this whole journey thing.
3) Being lost for weeks.
4) Assisting in taking down a criminal organization.
5) Losing a Pokémon.
6) Realizing there are way too many Pokémon to ever catch ‘em all.

It was a long walk back. I had a lot of time to think whether the journey should continue. I'm still not sure, but I have my family with me.

Your starter:
1) Is your strongest Pokémon and best friend.
2) Is your good friend, but far from the strongest.
3) Is your strongest Pokémon, but emotionally distant.
4) Is about the same as the rest of your team.
5) Stayed behind some point during your journey.
6) Is deceased.

Ratko took a powerful blow, meant for me, in our fight with the Dusknoir. It was what inspired Thorstein to burn away so much life force to fight it off. Unfortunately it also meant that Thorstein was forced to reincarnate as a small egg, unable to revive Ratko in return. Tamazi could grant immortality or simply create life if they wished, but could do nothing for one who has already passed on.

And you are now:
1) Gambling all the money you’ve earned in the Celadon Game Corner.
2) Hidden away at the top of Mt. Silver for an indefinite amount of time.
3) Exploring the many islands littered in the oceans surrounding Hoenn.
4) Lost in the Distortion World after a mishap in the ruins at Mt. Coronet.
5) Trolling inexperienced trainers in the Driftveil World Tournament.
6) Reflecting on past decisions beside the monument of Geosenge Town.

We're taking a little break. Just doing some exploring among the lesser known places in Hoenn. Cadeyrn and Mordikai are super excited to get to do so much swimming, even if the heat of this tropical region tires them out more easily. And apparently Xerneas can walk on water, or maybe that's just Tamazi. Either way, we're going to relax for a while and then figure out what we want to do next.

The team that saw you to your journey’s end:


Ratko, RIP     Tamazi        Thorstein        Cadeyrn        Mordikai        Ecrin